Grey’s Anatomy – Life is messed up because you ask for it

Nip/Tuck – Beauty is skin deep and loneliness is real

House – Everybody lies

Lost – It’s making me dizzy

Desperate Housewives – Idle people like housewives can really do “wonders”

The L Word – If you think heterosexual relationship is complicated, try gay/lesbian relationship

Lipstick Jungle – Strong women need to be men to man the show

Cashmere Mafia – If you don’t show your feelings, your show will get cut (ABC dropped the show by 7th episodes)

Big Shots – Guys with money are like babies sometimes

Tudors – A king who used his d*ck to think & lost his kingdom

CSI/CSI NY/CSI Miami – This world is full of psychopaths

Sex & The City – Fashion come and go but sex is forever

Kimora Lee, Life In The Fab Lane – You gotta be a b*tch to be fabulous